Feeding, loving, cleaning up after, playing with and providing for their little ones. I'm teaching my kids to read because it's quality time spent together. This includes clips from How Did This Get Made (Leah asking a question at the Stone Cold live show in LA) and Doughboys (Burger King 6 with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally) Leah Intro 1 - best movies of . Each week, the dads of Twitter give us a heaping helping of highly-relatable laughs and dad jokes.Whether they're sharing funny puns, their kids' most hilarious quips, or questionable parenting moments, we simply cannot get enough.Here's to another glorious week of parenting tweets by dads - we've rounded up 10 of our favorites for a bit of much-needed comic relief. A mom friend texted me AT 9PM to see if I wanted to go for a drink THAT SAME NIGHT so I guess shes on drugs. Good news: It seems like 3yos favorite song is no longer Cotton Eyed Joe.Bad news: Now its the Ghostbusters theme song. My 5-year-old out of nowhere, "so I didn't get that promotion." Her comedic timing was perfect. Is this what good parenting feels like?? By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. 107d ago today / Parents Here are the 24 funniest parents on. Mrs . She thought station wagons were hearses. Thats weird, I thought. This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 2, 2022 Photo via @sachee on Twitter By Vish Khanna Published Dec 02,. My 5yo asked me if Susanna is a country. 6yo: I love you Me: I love you too!6yo: I wasnt talking to you I was talking to my donut. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream Ive been striving to reach for 46 years. Because of this, it can be pretty challenging to. I panicked and said "Let's talk about where babies come from". Quick story - I know this parent whose kid stayed home from school one day this week. I showed the kid and he gasped. Tweet. "Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice". Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now . My mom, looking at the baby: oh my gosh! My 6yo just told me he's 1000 years old and not really human. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I have little qualification to speak on this . Once they finally locate and open it, its just going to be filled with everything they made me out of sticks and cardboard in elementary school. Parenting is similar. Im just finding this out. My kids won't stop bugging me for an in-ground pool so tonight we're watching Poltergeist. It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. Lets see how this plays out. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 22, 2022) It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. She already knows way too much about the apocalypse. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 8, 2022) The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 8, 2022) 12/8/2022 Like 2 Comments | 13 As far as I can remember,. In this week of the Funny Bones Summer Enrichment Program: Welcome Wizards to a land full of mythical creatures and magic. "- my son, on a theologian's quest. 4. ya, school photographer. I asked my 3 year old why she was wearing a bathing suit to dinner as if Ive never met a toddler before, Teens are great because they remind you to take some time each day to hate something. I am sometimes shocked at how ungrateful my kids can act. Sit still you animals ! My wife yells at the kids just before she posts the photo she took of them on Facebook captioned My World. Look dad, that star is glitching.We used to call that twinkling but ok. My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends. By Georgia Nicols Wednesday . The Dad Rule Book states you must say, "we've gotta stop money laundering" every time you find a dollar bill in the dryer. I dont usually get to. So far Ive used 467 paper towels. They will communicate with . Sorry Im late, the kids were playing with balloons and we couldnt let them hit the floor. 8yo: daddy whats your best talent?me: hmm I dont know, maybe being a dad?8yo: no thats not it. Week after week, the spouses of Twitter deliver some of the most hilarious and relatable quips about the ups and downs of married life. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Is 14 too early to plan the wedding? The happy-go-lucky advert with its upbeat music is alluring. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Part of HuffPost Parenting. My wife and I agreed to no gifts for our wedding anniversary, which is why Im out shopping right now. This week you'll brew potions, wish upon Unicorns, defeat Dragons, and negotiate with the Fey to become a legend in your own right. My son made a menorah in preschool and the level of care and craftsmanship he put into it is frankly antisemitic. I told her no. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) August 9, 2022. What I say: Stay out of trouble for 10 minutes while I shower.What my kid hears: Investigate the crawl space to see if all the houses in the cul-de-sac are connected. Here in New York City, my friends have taken longer than most to go on the long and exhausting journey of procreation. and then the baby goes goo or some shit and its like I just did MDMA, new parenthood achievement unlocked: my daughter just rolled over, put her face really close to my face, and threw up in my hair. Published Jan 13, 2023. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) 4 days ago Like Comments | 1 If you don't have a list on. My kids bathroom looks like their toothpaste comes out of a fire extinguisher. Wishing you all a good weekend! my son just referred to a house phone as a ring-a-ling phone and im officially calling them that now. I can't stop laughing. I'm so proud. Me: Its such a great feeling to be so loved by my family. Here are this week's dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and plain old rants from other parents. Are you even parenting if you're reading a bedtime story to your kid and not skipping pages? Expectant Parent:Me: Don't worry, you'll learn. Emptying my pockets before laundry: some tissues, a receipt, huh, thought my lip balm was in there. The best 20 minutes of my day are when my toddler has pooped but wants to try and keep it a secret so I wont change his diaper and suddenly is able to play quietly by himself without me. Tie-dye. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of the Week (May 21, 2022) Time flies when you're having "fun." That's what I've been thinking to myself as I am reminded that I'm a childless 33 year old woman. My kids mispronouncing Michael Bubl is my new favorite holiday tradition. 4yo: mom the whistle makes my brain hurt me: same4yo: *blows whistle again*, my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said i am your mom and she said but like, a cool young fun mom im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that. Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and that wall of boogers behind every kids bed. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice. #1 You won't. Start packing. I sent my daughter a text and she responded with I will look into this. There's weight gain, loss of sex drive, diarrhea or constipation (sometimes both) and, of course, the suicidal thoughts. Functioning is something everyone wants to do. This included the white fairy dust (baking soda). My 2yo got a kazoo in his goodie bag from a friends birthday. What kind of inspirational bullshit has he been listening to? I wish my co-workers without kids had a sense of what its like trying to work from home while your kid is dumping mountains of Lego into various plastic containers directly behind you. Im writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests. A. My daughter just cried during a Christmas commercial and then asked Why do they do that?Welcome to commercialism, kiddo. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! What does that mean?Me: [mumbling] They plan on screwing up my Friday, that's what. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 2, 2022 | Exclaim! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. At dinner time ours still complained of dinner while the two friends complimented it as the "best dinner they ever had" so we're giving our two kids to our friends and we're keeping their two kids. 16 Hilarious Tweets About the Funny, Quirky Things Kids Do, Top 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents This Week, 21 Funny Tweets to Bring Some Laughs to Your Day, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Tweets From The Mom TruthBomb, 21 Funny and Relatable Tweets About New Years Resolutions, 20 Funny Tweets for Anyone Staying Home on New Years Eve. Image via @softbalIs on Twitter. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 16-22) | HuffPost Life The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 16-22) "Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice" By Caroline Bologna Jul 22, 2022, 01:58 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. him: the hard egg with no skin and hair. 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